| Funny But true |
[Nov. 21st, 2006|09:17 am] |
This is something my dad send me by email.
they are funny but they are also deeeeeep.
[1]
>> Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
>> driving.
>>
>> [2]
>> Having one child makes you a parent ;having two you are a referee.
>>
>> [3]
>> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
>> the other is the husband!
>>
>> [4]
>> I believe we should all pay
>> our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
>>
>> [5]
>> A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
>> purchased new school uniforms.
>>
>> [6]
>> Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
>>
>> [7]
>> Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
>> cannot live without ,but whatever you do, you'll regret it later....
>>
>> [8]
>> You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it
>>
>> [9]
>> Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
>>
>> [10]
>> Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
>> tired.
>>
>> [11]
>> Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
>> it anyway.
>>
>> [12]
>> My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
>> with me.
>>
>> [13]
>> Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
>>
>> [14]
>> Ladies first.
>> Pretty ladies sooner.
>>
>> [15]
>> A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
>> with the same person.
>>
>> [16]
>> You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
>> them.
>>
>> [17]
>> It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
>> ends up with the same boss.
>>
>> [18]
>> Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
>> books.
>>
>> [19]
>> Saving is the best thing. Especially
>> when your parents have done it for you.
>>
>> [20]
>> Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
>> they have to say something
>>
>> [21]
>> They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
>> gets to speak ! |
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